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Halloween joke |
Halloween Party.
A couple was invited to a s****y masked Halloween party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his
good time being spoiled by not going.So he took his costume and away he
went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without
pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as
much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when
she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping
a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff
that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished naturally,
since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in
her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a
little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home
and put the costume away and got into bed,wondering what explanation he
would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of
a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have
a good time when you're not there. " Then she asked, "Did you dance
much? " He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so
we went into the den and played poker all evening. But the guy I loaned
my costume to sure had a great time!
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halloween
thought your joke was gr8 lets hope theres more where that came from
Great
Hi Andre,
I really liked your joke :)
I think we should continue posting jokes here!
Kind,
Timo









joke
a guy walks into a bar buys a drink looks around for a seat he see`s a guy sitting alone the conversation goes like this ....1st guy do you mind if i join you i am new in town and dont know anybody ....2nd guy ...sure sit down as the evening goes on they chat and drink ...when closing time comes the 1st guy realises that the 2nd guy is completley mashed (pissed) so he calls a taxi he picks the 2nd guy up but the 2nd guy falls to the floor and cuts his lip ...the 1st guy takes him out side to wait for the cab...when the cab arrives the 1st guy lifts the 2nd guy up but the 2nd guy slips and falls to the kerb and cuts his eye ..the taxi driver and 1st guy get him in the cab the 1st guy goes through the 2nd guys wallett and gets his address...when they pull up outside they help him out but he falls again and smashes his nose on the step..the 1st guy props the 2nd guy up against his front door rings the bell ..then jumps in the taxi and leaves............The next morning the 2nd guy wakes up in bed next to his wife ...and groans i think i was a little drunk last night ive got bruises all over me ....his wife replies...Alittle drunk you must have been pissed out of yore head you came home WITHOUT YOUR WHEEL CHAIR